kanyewesticle:

I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

homleschapel:

also people who think taco bell is the best thing ever need 2 stay 25 feet away from me

ladsfm:

[therapist holds up ink blob] “what do u see here?” “harry styles” “that’s the tenth time uve said that in a row. peculiar”

spnwhore:

i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

3rd degree laptop burns

lindsaylohoean:

2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in